way̓ čaʔkʷ čus in̓n̓qʷl̓qʷíl̓tn̓, n̓x̌ʷy̓ʔiɬpxčn̓, way̓ itlíʔ kn̓ c̓əpq̓siw̓sm̓ iʔ t in̓čaptíkʷɬ.

Well, as they might say in my language, in Colville, I am going to splice my fairy tale.